First it was Johnny Cash.
Then it was Luke Bryan.
The latest artist Corey has our children singing?
Larry, the Cable Guy.
(to the tune of "Joy to the World")
I peed my pants, the toilet was just too far.
I drank too much white milk. (thank you for that edit, honey)
I tried to hold it in, but my bladder just gave in.
I peed right through my drawers,
Right through my Wrangler drawers.
I peed... I peed my Wrangler drawers.
Thank you so much, honey.
I'm telling their teachers to call YOU when they teach this to their friends at school.