Thursday, March 31, 2011

they make me laugh.

Random things heard in 1st grade lately...

*  Animals who sleep during the day and are awake at night are eternal.

* Baby bears are called pugs and baby pigs are called snorks.

* "Did you know your eyes are connected to your brain?" (said as he is staring all creepily into my eyes.)

* My dad's girlfriend said if we touch her Funyuns, she's going to break our fingers.

* When I answered, "I'm not sure," to a question... "Well, come on. Aren't you supposed to be like the smartest one here?!"

* "I heard the VCU (team that beat KU) coach say that they only people he cares about is his team!" (said with a look of shock and disbelief... I guess our class rule "We Care About Each Other!" has made an impact on him.)


sarajane said...

the funyuns comment is my favorite. hilarious.

Anonymous said...

What's up with that VCU coach, anyway :)

great post.

Beki - TheRustedChain said...

"My dad's girlfriend said if we touch her Funyuns, she's going to break our fingers." ... Hilarious!!

I should be afraid of what my kids say about me at school.

Alyssa said...

not sure what a funyun is, but I dont' think I want to know!

Jenny said...

Ha ha ha! Too funny! (and now I'm a little but scared about what my kids say at school...ha ha) :0)

Danielle said...

The highlight of my day is the 10 minutes I get to spend in your classroom. Your kiddos make me laugh! (I may need to check on Hannah's and Eli's teachers to see what they blog - yikes!)

I agree with the others - the funyons comment is the best!