another song.

First it was Johnny Cash. 
Then it was Luke Bryan.
The latest artist Corey has our children singing?
Larry, the Cable Guy.

(to the tune of "Joy to the World")

I peed my pants, the toilet was just too far. 
I drank too much white milk. (thank you for that edit, honey)
I tried to hold it in, but my bladder just gave in.
I peed right through my drawers,
Right through my Wrangler drawers. 
I peed... I peed my Wrangler drawers. 


Thank you so much, honey.
I'm telling their teachers to call YOU when they teach this to their friends at school.